Carpet Cleaning Miami
Question. Miami, FL - My wife seems to have the same brain as my mother-in-law, which is to say... completely insufficient. I don’t know how my mother-in-law has the mental horsepower to keep her heart beating. I heard my goofy wife and her mother out in the kitchen calling carpet cleaners to get our living room carpet cleaned. She kept asking these cleaners how tall they were! When I questioned her later she said that her and her mother decided that anybody over 5 feet 7 inches tall was too far away from the floor to see if they were doing a good job or not. Professor Q, surely there must be a more logical criteria to select carpet cleaners here in Chicago?
Answer. It might be better to suggest to your little kitchen think tank to just ask for references from these cleaners. Or better still, call some friends and ask them to suggest someone who did a good job cleaning carpets for them. You could tell the wife that you’ve heard some of the best carpet cleaners, even though they are tall, are professional enough to stand on their knees while cleaning to avoid the long distance viewing problem. Perhaps you should be the one at your house to call a few cleaners and get some pricing.
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Answer. It might be better to suggest to your little kitchen think tank to just ask for references from these cleaners. Or better still, call some friends and ask them to suggest someone who did a good job cleaning carpets for them. You could tell the wife that you’ve heard some of the best carpet cleaners, even though they are tall, are professional enough to stand on their knees while cleaning to avoid the long distance viewing problem. Perhaps you should be the one at your house to call a few cleaners and get some pricing.
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It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”