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Question. San Antonio, NM - My husband is a multiple alien abductee so he’s gone a lot at night. I often find him early morning wandering around in a daze in the front yard. The problem is he usually comes back with some petroleum jelly like substance on his pants–even on his underwear. How can I clean that stuff so that it doesn’t stain? What kind of cleaner should I use?

Answer. Well, I read about some new cleaner called Motsenbocker’s Lift Off #2. You might check that out and follow directions. Another recommendation is that you could use rubbing alcohol–something like that will break down the petroleum jelly so you can blot it off. Might take several applications. Finish up with a mild detergent and warm water. Yet another recommendation is to try vegetable oil to loosen up the jelly, then just wash it all out with a mild detergent. Whatever, you try be sure and try a bit of it on a hidden area to see if it affects the color of your material. Aliens can be a damned nuisance. Especially the grays.

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