Dallas Cleaning
STATE: Texas
GENERAL CONDITION: Dry & Windy and Very Hot
AVERAGE IQ: 100
TOP DALLAS CLUELESS CLEANING ISSUES:
Top Dallas cleaning topics as reported by the completely clueless include: dry cleaning, window cleaning and Texas cleaning in general. Mold is literally frightening some children from sleeping in their own bed and psychics are dirtying people’s carpets. It’s the wild west for sure.
Dallas Cleaning Resources:
GENERAL CONDITION: Dry & Windy and Very Hot
AVERAGE IQ: 100
TOP DALLAS CLUELESS CLEANING ISSUES:
Top Dallas cleaning topics as reported by the completely clueless include: dry cleaning, window cleaning and Texas cleaning in general. Mold is literally frightening some children from sleeping in their own bed and psychics are dirtying people’s carpets. It’s the wild west for sure.
Dallas Cleaning Resources:
Small Print Disclaimer for Dallas TX
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”