Window Cleaning New York
Question. New York, NY - Professor, I read that with global warming the entire New York City area will soon be under water. My question is why clean the windows on my house if there is going to be a big flood? It seems like the same old story that if you wash your car it rains. My husband disagrees but I don’t.
Answer. Buy a good squeegee and make yourself up a batch of cleaning solution with rubbing alcohol and vinegar and water (1/4 cup A to 1/3 cup V in a spray bottle with the rest distilled water) and do a quick wash job anyway. Here is why. Yellowstone Park is a big super volcano and it is past due to explode so there is really no reason for your husband to cut the grass. An asteroid is going to hit the earth and destroy almost all life so why worry about keeping your house painted. It goes on and on. While we’re biding our time we might as well keep things clean. We Germans think like that.
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Answer. Buy a good squeegee and make yourself up a batch of cleaning solution with rubbing alcohol and vinegar and water (1/4 cup A to 1/3 cup V in a spray bottle with the rest distilled water) and do a quick wash job anyway. Here is why. Yellowstone Park is a big super volcano and it is past due to explode so there is really no reason for your husband to cut the grass. An asteroid is going to hit the earth and destroy almost all life so why worry about keeping your house painted. It goes on and on. While we’re biding our time we might as well keep things clean. We Germans think like that.
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Small Print Disclaimer for New York
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”