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Question. Houston, TX - Ralph has been my best friend since we were playing kick ball in the 3rd grade and he kicked the ball before I could get to it and I punched him in the stomach. Several other kids started running towards the teachers to tell on me and Ralph told them to stop and I was so grateful that...well, he’s been my very best friend ever since. That’s why I felt so bad the other day when I punched Ralph in the nose after he said Barb my wife was fat. If Barb wasn’t so fat I wouldn’t have punched him. But she’s easily a couple of Texas tons and I had to defend her. I also told Ralph that he was “all hat and no cattle” although I’ve never known what that means. Ralph bled on my best reclining chair and a little bit on the carpet. I need to get it clean.

Answer - Most experts agree that you should move fast and flush or blot the blood out with water. Or you might try a hydrogen peroxide solution - the 3% solution not the kind they use for rocket fuel. Another pro suggests adding some dishwashing detergent to the water before you blot. Add a little ammonia to that if it’s still not cleaning the blood stain very well. Wish I had a nickel for every time I’ve used the words ammonia and vinegar in these cleaning tips!

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It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.

Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?

So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”

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