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Question. San Antonio, NM - My husband is a multiple alien abductee so he’s gone a lot at night. I often find him early morning wandering around in a daze in the front yard. The problem is he usually comes back with some petroleum jelly like substance on his pants–even on his underwear. How can I clean that stuff so that it doesn’t stain? What kind of cleaner should I use?
Answer. Well, I read about some new cleaner called Motsenbocker’s Lift Off #2. You might check that out and follow directions. Another recommendation is that you could use rubbing alcohol–something like that will break down the petroleum jelly so you can blot it off. Might take several applications. Finish up with a mild detergent and warm water. Yet another recommendation is to try vegetable oil to loosen up the jelly, then just wash it all out with a mild detergent. Whatever, you try be sure and try a bit of it on a hidden area to see if it affects the color of your material. Aliens can be a damned nuisance. Especially the grays.
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Answer. Well, I read about some new cleaner called Motsenbocker’s Lift Off #2. You might check that out and follow directions. Another recommendation is that you could use rubbing alcohol–something like that will break down the petroleum jelly so you can blot it off. Might take several applications. Finish up with a mild detergent and warm water. Yet another recommendation is to try vegetable oil to loosen up the jelly, then just wash it all out with a mild detergent. Whatever, you try be sure and try a bit of it on a hidden area to see if it affects the color of your material. Aliens can be a damned nuisance. Especially the grays.
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It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”