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Question. Dallas, TX - My stupid son Arnie was bitten by a large stray dog that looked kind of like a wolf. He’s fine but he’s got this stupid idea that he’s going to turn into a werewolf. So last full moon he locked himself in his bedroom and chained himself to his bed because he says werewolves always kill the one they love the most, which in Arnie’s case would be this girl Mandy who lives down the street. His mother and I have no problem with all that. What the problem is that he duct taped over his bedroom window to keep the moonlight out and now we can’t get the darn stuff off with regular window cleaner. We need some window cleaning magic, Professor.
Answer. Several experts recommend using something call Un-do® to get the glue off your window. It is available in hardware stores and probably online if you search for it. Another expert recommends trying hot vinegar. Spray it on and let it sit, then scrap it off. Sounds like Mandy has a better chance of turning Arnie into a wolf than some stray dog.
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Answer. Several experts recommend using something call Un-do® to get the glue off your window. It is available in hardware stores and probably online if you search for it. Another expert recommends trying hot vinegar. Spray it on and let it sit, then scrap it off. Sounds like Mandy has a better chance of turning Arnie into a wolf than some stray dog.
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It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”