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Question. Miami, FL - My stupid sister is away at college. He’s going to become an LPN, a liquid propane nurse. But she’s still a pain in the butt! She tells me that I should clean the house for Mother’s Day. I told her I don’t know nothing about cleaning a house, I’m a 12-year old boy! But she just keeps saying it’s the perfect gift for mom cause she’s tired. So I’m going to clean something for mom and that’s why I’m writing you. What is the easiest thing you ever heard of to clean? I mean really really easy to clean. So easy you would hardly realize you did it. Something that would take just a minute or two?
Answer. You’ve given me a challenge! But I did research the work involved in cleaning a number of items with an eye towards something that would be hard to mess up. I did not consider the “gift value” of the cleaning job or even if someone was likely to notice it had been cleaned at all. I looked strictly at how easy it was. So I’m going to say, “Clean an outside door mat!” The experts provide these instructions:
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Answer. You’ve given me a challenge! But I did research the work involved in cleaning a number of items with an eye towards something that would be hard to mess up. I did not consider the “gift value” of the cleaning job or even if someone was likely to notice it had been cleaned at all. I looked strictly at how easy it was. So I’m going to say, “Clean an outside door mat!” The experts provide these instructions:
- Shake the door mat.
- Hose if off with the garden hose.
- Hang it up on something to dry.
- Put it back in front of the door.
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It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”