Gutter Downspout Cleaning Miami
Question. Miami, FL - I keep getting these mailers offering to clean our gutter downspouts so they’ll drain good and won’t ice up in the winter. The mailers go to great lengths showing the damage ice dams can do to a roof. They show guttering falling down, shingle pushing up and a poor man with a parka on trying to chisel ice off his roof. Professor, I live in Miami, Florida with an average temperature in January and February in the upper 60s. Are these people nuts?
Answer. Yes. Welcome to a planet run by creatures with an average IQ of around 100 or so. On top of that I think we can count on global warming to increase your margin of safety. Of course, keeping your gutters clean is still important to keep the water flowing away from your home. If you do it yourself be sure to use a scooper or garden trowel and scoop the gunk away from your downspout. Don’t want to clog it up. Flush the guttering and the downspout out good with your garden hose.
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Answer. Yes. Welcome to a planet run by creatures with an average IQ of around 100 or so. On top of that I think we can count on global warming to increase your margin of safety. Of course, keeping your gutters clean is still important to keep the water flowing away from your home. If you do it yourself be sure to use a scooper or garden trowel and scoop the gunk away from your downspout. Don’t want to clog it up. Flush the guttering and the downspout out good with your garden hose.
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It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”