Janitor New York
Question. New York, NY - We have a janitorial service here in New York City and one of our clients wants us to clean the phones in all his offices. He said he keeps hearing the secretaries talking dirty to their boyfriends and he want to put a stop to it. How do you suggest we go about cleaning the phones without getting electrocuted? How can we get the secretaries to stop talking dirty?
Answer. Gag the secretaries is the only thing I can think of. Nothing pops up in the research. As far as the phones goes one pros recommends cleaning the phones by dabbing on some mouthwash (Listerine™ or the equivalent.) It will also help disinfect the phones to help prevent the spread of viruses. That should impress your client!
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Answer. Gag the secretaries is the only thing I can think of. Nothing pops up in the research. As far as the phones goes one pros recommends cleaning the phones by dabbing on some mouthwash (Listerine™ or the equivalent.) It will also help disinfect the phones to help prevent the spread of viruses. That should impress your client!
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It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”