House Cleaning New York
Question. New York, NY - My mother is coming to my apartment! She’s bringing a couple of her snooty lady friends to show them my place. I need to know how to clean a toilet bowl quick! It reeks, man! I’m not a good shot if you know what I mean! And I’m no good at housekeeping!
Answer. Go to the store. Tell a store employee you need to buy some cleanser to clean a toilet bowl. Tell them you need a toilet brush. You will sprinkle the cleanser inside the toilet bowl, wet the brush and scrub it down. Once it’s scrubbed down good you’ll need to rinse it with water. Well, just flush the toilet and then rinse the brush and use it to rinse around in the toilet bowl. Then flush it again. Then it sounds like you’ll need to do some cleaning up around the toilet bowl. Buy some cleaner called Red Juice and spray it on the floor around the toilet and get on your hands and knees and get your face right down there near the toilet bowl to clean up the floor. Get a whiff of the odor just before you clean it. Might help you improve your aim in the future. Wipe it up with a clean towel.
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Answer. Go to the store. Tell a store employee you need to buy some cleanser to clean a toilet bowl. Tell them you need a toilet brush. You will sprinkle the cleanser inside the toilet bowl, wet the brush and scrub it down. Once it’s scrubbed down good you’ll need to rinse it with water. Well, just flush the toilet and then rinse the brush and use it to rinse around in the toilet bowl. Then flush it again. Then it sounds like you’ll need to do some cleaning up around the toilet bowl. Buy some cleaner called Red Juice and spray it on the floor around the toilet and get on your hands and knees and get your face right down there near the toilet bowl to clean up the floor. Get a whiff of the odor just before you clean it. Might help you improve your aim in the future. Wipe it up with a clean towel.
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It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”