Carpet Cleaning Phoenix
Question. Phoenix, AZ - Our son Billy has this friend named Dennis who just ran in the front door of our house with mustard all over him. Then his father came running in right behind him and he had more mustard on him than Dennis. Our living room carpeting has mustard footprints which lead into the kitchen and out the back kitchen door. What a mess! I think we need to call a carpet cleaning firm. Or can we clean it up ourselves? Also should we call the police? Dennis’s dad was screaming something about giving Dennis a mustard enema. That doesn’t sound good to me.
Answer. Since I just look up the experts’ answers to cleaning problems, I can’t comment on the police issue, although I agree with you that a mustard enema doesn’t sound good. You can get my answer to your cleaning problems by reading another question that oddly enough seems to have resulted from the same catastrophe. See carpet cleaners phoenix.
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Answer. Since I just look up the experts’ answers to cleaning problems, I can’t comment on the police issue, although I agree with you that a mustard enema doesn’t sound good. You can get my answer to your cleaning problems by reading another question that oddly enough seems to have resulted from the same catastrophe. See carpet cleaners phoenix.
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It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”