House Cleaning Los Angeles
Question. Los Angeles, CA - It seems like the our dirt has some kind of anti-gravity quality. It floats up! We can see it rising. It accumulates on our tile ceiling. Our floors and walls seem fine, but that white ceiling is getting depressing. Even the flies won’t land on our ceiling. We walk around the house trying not to look up. We’re getting stooped shoulders. What can we do? Should we hire a house cleaner?
Answer. One expert recommends using what is known as a dry sponge. A dry sponge can be a great way to simply wipe off dirt without having to work above your head with some kind of liquid cleaning solution or water. You just wipe the sponge across the dirt until the sponge gets too dirty to work. (Suggestion: Attach the sponge to some kind of extension pole – usually available at a hardware store janitorial supply outlet. These sometimes go by the name of Professor Q’s Fabulous Extender Units - JUST KIDDING!) Just throw the dry sponge away and get another one until you’re done. Consider contacting NASA regarding the anti-gravity dirt. Might be a few bucks in it.
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Answer. One expert recommends using what is known as a dry sponge. A dry sponge can be a great way to simply wipe off dirt without having to work above your head with some kind of liquid cleaning solution or water. You just wipe the sponge across the dirt until the sponge gets too dirty to work. (Suggestion: Attach the sponge to some kind of extension pole – usually available at a hardware store janitorial supply outlet. These sometimes go by the name of Professor Q’s Fabulous Extender Units - JUST KIDDING!) Just throw the dry sponge away and get another one until you’re done. Consider contacting NASA regarding the anti-gravity dirt. Might be a few bucks in it.
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It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”