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Question. San Antonio, NM - The neighbor lady’s car tires always look great. She’s very competitive with my wife and she always telling my wife that her husband gets her a new set of tires every few months for safety and appearance. My wife believes her! Her tires are always shiny like new. Now the wife wants me to get her a new set of tires every month to keep up with the stupid neighbor lady–or she says she’ll think I don’t love her. You know what? I don’t love her but the nagging is drying me crazy!
Answer. Assuming your neighbor’s husband doesn’t get tires free somewhere, we’d bet he’s touching up those tires each month with Armor All or some other commercial dressing for car tires. Makes them look great. Used car dealers do it all the time. Do the same thing at your house. Do it at night when your wife is asleep and the sneaking time is prime. Speaking of sneaking at night, it’s a shame there isn’t some way you could legally mark those neighbor lady’s tires, such as with a little dab of paint on the inside of one of the tires so that you could come back a month later and prove to your wife they aren’t new tires. It’s just a shame you – and your wife – can’t legally sneak and do that some dark night... but never do that!
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Answer. Assuming your neighbor’s husband doesn’t get tires free somewhere, we’d bet he’s touching up those tires each month with Armor All or some other commercial dressing for car tires. Makes them look great. Used car dealers do it all the time. Do the same thing at your house. Do it at night when your wife is asleep and the sneaking time is prime. Speaking of sneaking at night, it’s a shame there isn’t some way you could legally mark those neighbor lady’s tires, such as with a little dab of paint on the inside of one of the tires so that you could come back a month later and prove to your wife they aren’t new tires. It’s just a shame you – and your wife – can’t legally sneak and do that some dark night... but never do that!
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It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”