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Question. San Diego, CA - Every year the entire Eldridge clan piles into our home for our family reunion. As he usually does, our fun loving old Uncle Chuck did his magic trick out on the patio. He made fifteen Old Style beers disappear in a flash. It wasn’t an hour later that Uncle Chuck, repeated his magic feat by making all the Old Styles, along with some other unidentified stuff, reappear all over our living room sofa. New $1600 sofa! Should we call the cleaners or just sell the house?
Answer. Uncle Chuck sounds just like one of my buddies back in Bavaria. He was also a thirsty man of magic. I researched a number of sources. Job one is not to smear the vomit into the fabric. Just makes it harder to get out. Pick up or scoop up all the bigger chunks and material you can. Then sprinkle baking soda over it. Sprinkle might not be the right word. Dump a load of it all over the magic trick. The baking soda absorbs stuff like acidic digestive content and moisture. Once it has dried out vacuum up all you can. Finally, you’ll need to use a stain spotter and a rag to finish it up. Another guy suggests cleaning it with something called a bacteria and enzyme digester mixed with good old water. This apparently keeps the odor from setting in. That seems reasonable, if rather disgusting, to me.
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Answer. Uncle Chuck sounds just like one of my buddies back in Bavaria. He was also a thirsty man of magic. I researched a number of sources. Job one is not to smear the vomit into the fabric. Just makes it harder to get out. Pick up or scoop up all the bigger chunks and material you can. Then sprinkle baking soda over it. Sprinkle might not be the right word. Dump a load of it all over the magic trick. The baking soda absorbs stuff like acidic digestive content and moisture. Once it has dried out vacuum up all you can. Finally, you’ll need to use a stain spotter and a rag to finish it up. Another guy suggests cleaning it with something called a bacteria and enzyme digester mixed with good old water. This apparently keeps the odor from setting in. That seems reasonable, if rather disgusting, to me.
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It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”