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Question. Dallas, TX - Our ceiling tiles at the office are yellow from smoke from the old days when people smoked in the office. I want to use bleach or some bleach type cleaning chemical to clean them up myself. But the employees at work are up in arms about it! They say their hair will lighten up with all that bleach on the ceiling. Is that true? Maybe I should just hire a janitor or janitorial service to handle it.
Answer. Well, it sounds like the people at your office are already blond enough. Their fear may be what I call psyco-pneumatic, caused by too much air pressure in the head. Be sure to cover up everything in the room and shut off any fans, including your HVAC system so that the fumes don’t float through the office. Also, don’t forget to have appropriate eye protection and clothing on before you start to spray the cleaning solution on your ceiling. Other than that, according to some experts, you’ll find it all works pretty well to help rid those nasty yellow stains. You might do the job over the weekend when the brown heads are away.
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Answer. Well, it sounds like the people at your office are already blond enough. Their fear may be what I call psyco-pneumatic, caused by too much air pressure in the head. Be sure to cover up everything in the room and shut off any fans, including your HVAC system so that the fumes don’t float through the office. Also, don’t forget to have appropriate eye protection and clothing on before you start to spray the cleaning solution on your ceiling. Other than that, according to some experts, you’ll find it all works pretty well to help rid those nasty yellow stains. You might do the job over the weekend when the brown heads are away.
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It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”
It’s a sad thing to be clueless. Even while The Clueless Cleaner believes that cleaning can be fun and hopes to provide a bit of entertainment, Professor Q hopes that his research might point some folks in the right direction in terms of solving perplexing cleaning issues.
Here’s what you need to know. Other than being fictitious, Professor Q is just like you and me: Fallible! He knows nothing about cleaning! Out of the goodness of his heart he’ll look it up when someone has a truly clueless inquiry. He has dozens of reference books and of course the Internet. But he has not checked out these solutions personally and as far as he knows the experts he researches might be just as clueless as the rest of us. Probably not, but who knows?
So do your own due diligence before proceeding with any cleaning solution. Just one more slight word of caution. The Professor has noticed that a lot of these cleaning experts say the same thing over and over again, doubtlessly to cover their own tails. They say, “any one trying a cleaning solution should test it in an inconspicuous place–whether you are cleaning your silk blouse, your carpet or your driveway. Find an out of the way spot to make sure the cleaning solution doesn’t cause more problems than it cures.”